Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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