Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I need water and some morals
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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