You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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