Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
COCAINE IS GR8
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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