question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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