Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
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Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
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Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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