i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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