there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
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He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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