Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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