lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
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I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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