i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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