so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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