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Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
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