Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Send help, water and tortillas.