you're like a bully in the Christmas story
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
