Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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