he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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