i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
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My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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