problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Someone shit on the floor
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
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I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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