Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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