Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
