how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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