How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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