God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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