The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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