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Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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