escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I'm sobbing to NWA
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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