I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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I intend to get homeless drunk
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway