Do you still have your period?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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