Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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