you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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