whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
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Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
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I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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