oh god the rape fog is back!
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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