it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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