tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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