So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
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The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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