Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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