Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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