We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Randomize
