he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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