I need help removing her.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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