brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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