My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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