I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
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Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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