Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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