Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
Randomize
