In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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