I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
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These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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