Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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