the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i already hear my dad disowning me
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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