This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
