chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I just want nice things and good sex
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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