Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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