The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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