i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
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You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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