how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
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I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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