I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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