yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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